"WHEN YOU MEET A PAL, YOU KNOW IT FROM THE MOMENT THAT YOU MEET; ONE'S A WEE BIT SCRAWNY, THE OTHER YIN'S OWER SIX FEET"

With a dedicated fan base of over 100,000, award- winning duo THE DOLLS (Gayle Telfer Stevens and Louise McCarthy) have captured the hearts and dirty minds of Scotland.

THE DOLLS are your quintessential Glesga cleaners who clean the stairs, hoover the carpets and still find time to dispose of a body or 2!

"SHOULD BE PRESCRIBED ON THE NHS" - Audience

"I LAUGHED SO HARD I SMASHED MY HEID ON THE RAILING IN FRONT OF ME" - Audience

"LAUGHED SO MUCH I BURST A BLOOD VESSEL" - Audience

Since Exploding onto the scene, THE DOLLS have tapped into an eager audience thirsty for their raucous and outrageous comedy. Their last tour THE DOLLS ABROAD broke box office records, selling out Scottish number one venues within 20 minutes.

The comedy duo have developed and honed a loyal following, beloved for saying what they mean, and meaning what they say! Bold and brash, these working class lassies will leave your ribs tickled, yer jaws sair and your Tena-Ladies needing wringed oot.

AGNES and SADIE are yer Elizabeth-Duke-gold-plated girls.

THE DOLLS are a unique comedy voice made in Scotland, for Scotland.